Rules

There are seven, and they never change.

1. 1Money is the only ranking signalHighest standing bid wins. No votes, no algorithm, no editors.
2. 2A bid has to beat the standing oneWhoever pays the most on a goat holds them. A smaller bid is refused before it costs you anything.
3. 3Bids start at $1Anything above that is allowed. Anything below is not.
4. 4Any goat can be passedThe #1 spot is never owned, only rented until someone pays more.
5. 5The roster is fixedThe goats are curated by us. You cannot add a name, only back one.
6. 6All bids are finalPlacements are non-refundable. History does not give change.
7. 7A rank is not an endorsementSome names on this board did terrible things. Their position reflects money paid, and nothing else — not our opinion, and not history's verdict.